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I joined a b a n d 8D
(practically invited myself in but whatever 8D)


We only had practice twice last week and once this week, but damn.


Jamming.Is. ADDICTING.


Kinda got hooked. Feels like shit when the music room is fully booked. And damn, we only managed to book the music room for 2 hours this week. Damn.

Really.


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Anyway, my friend sent this song to me : D


♪♫ SMASH MOUTH - All Star ♪♫

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold


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I think they're planning to play this song after 21 Guns. Well, we'll see : 3


Oh and btw can someone help me think of a band name? We'll be performing in one week time (next Wed lol) and we don't even have a band name yet. Its sad. :'C Lol.


Oh and I'mma gonna take their pictures at the next jamming session : DDD

lightly loose loose

Haven't been updating lol... was kinda busy for the past few weeks.

Yeah, had exam once every two weeks.

(only first year E&E students...)

Oh, and I was busy with club minutes too.

(they're my new bff now...)

And...










OK.











So maintaining a blog is THAT difficult.

Someone should have told me that before I started this thing.



OK.

Someone DID told me. Many people did.

I was just being stubborn.

:'D

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Anyway, my mum bought this DVD from the pasar pagi...


...and that was the best thing that happened to me this week.

Kept me laughing for 10 minutes straight, and I cant even tear my eyes off the lower part of the screen. The quality of the video was pretty good, to say the least. But the subtitles...

...totally spell AWESOME-NESS >8D

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The part where this mustache guy stopped Andy Lau and another mustache from killing each other off:

“小兄弟们！。。。”


Subtitle:

"Little brotherses! ..."



Pft... ok...



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Another part where more mustache guys appears and agrees to help:

“。。。我们会为你杀出一条血路！”



Subtitle:

"...we will kill bloody road for you!"



Buh...ahahahah! This is bloody stupid! (pun intended)



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And last but not least: (cant remember where this came from)

“。。。轻轻松松。。。”


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"...lightly loose loose..."

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Gyahahahaha!!!! *slams table*


Mum: "O.o"

Dad: "...you crazy?"

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One of these days...

...they'll take over the world.

Them bootleg DVDs. (and mustaches)

Totally.

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because

I am BORED.

And the weather's HOT.

AND Ihavenothingbettertodo
other than being BORED

and HOT.
*the weather's hot, i'm NOT lol*



So here's a Raito spam : D















"Ohohohoh...I'm soooo going to !@#$%^&* write someone's name down if the weather doesn't. turn. any. better."
" :D "





Ugh... that's not the main point.

So anyway, here's a meme I found on Deviantart.

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Are you truly male or female?



GUY side:


[x] you love hoodies

[x] you love jeans

[ ] dogs are better than cats

[ ] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall

[x] you've played with/against boys on a team

[ ] shopping is torture

[ ] sad movies suck

[ ] you own an XBOX

[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid

[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter

[ ] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega

[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

[ ] you watch sports on TV

[ ] gory movies are cool

[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice

[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport

[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh

[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear

[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think

[x] sports are fun

[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth

[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on

[ ] you have fished at least once


Total: 11

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GIRL side:


[x] you like to shop

[ ]you wear eyeliner

[ ] you wear the color pink

[x] you go to your mom for advice

[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport

[ ] you hate wearing all black

[x] you like going to the mall

[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures

[ ] you like wearing jewelery

[ ] you cried watching The Notebook

[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe

[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars

[ ] you are/were in gymnastics

[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed (Sometimes, just because I don't want to hurry.)

[x] you smile a lot more than you should

[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes

[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time

[ ] you like wearing dresses

[x] you like wearing body spray/deoderant

[ ] you like high heel shoes

[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid

[ ] you like putting makeup on others

[ ] you like being the star of almost everything


TOTAL: 9

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So.... it means I'm better off being a guy?

orz..






PS: JESSIE PLS BUY SOMETHING COLD FOR ME :'D

AND I thought

We've always been like that.




You've always been the sensitive one;

I've always been the blunt one.


You're always thinking;

(maybe a little too much)

I don't think at all.


You'd make assumptions;

I'd jump to conclusions.




AND I thought...




....that it was going to be over.

That I'd finally be free from your emo-ness.

That I'm through. dealing. with. you.




Karma's a bitch.




We get together.

We get all buddy-buddy.

We do stupid things.

(the AGC thing)

We get annoyed.

We argue.

We shun each other.

We regret.

We sorry-ed nonstop.

We hug.

(as in *hugs* but oh well)

We forgive.




And the cycle starts all over again.

AND I'm an idiot for following the cycle.




Karma's a bitch.

But I'm not complaining.




At least I'm not the only idiot out there : D

I thought

...that you knew me.

That you would understand.

That things like that won't ever get in our way.

That things like that wont. ever. b r e a k.




But oh, so now I'm like that, huh.




Well, sorry.

I was never one to fawn over another.

Sorry.

If I've ever made you think that I'd never care.

And if you think that I'm writing this to get even with you,

sorry.




There's no need to blame yourself,

(even though I think you'd never anyhow)

cause' I realize that I, too,

was stupid to believe in things like that.




And for being able to hurt me like that,

(i have to admit, you're good)

well done.

A four-months long holiday...

...is what most people would kill for. Who wouldn't want it? You get to eat, sleep, play, sleep, sleep, shop, sleep, travel, sleep... Ok, ignore the repeating sleep. After doing pretty much everything I can think of, I started cultivating mushrooms. And I believe the technical term for it is called "在家发酶". So I went for a part time job to kill time and earn some money. Even though I could have sold those mushrooms for god knows how much but that's besides the point.


Anyway, I worked as a promoter every weekend for about 6 weeks. And during that time, I've handled three projects.

Project No.1 : Colgate Plax

I nearly cried when I got this project. This is the worst thing I've ever sold. Come on, who buys mouthwash everyday? From a pharmacy no less?! BUT, I get to wear a dental coat! It looks kinda cool, and some customers even mistook me for the pharmacist 8D

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Project No.2 : Nestle Bliss Yogurt Drink

This is the easiest job so far. It's a healthy drink, taste great, AND its on promotion. Most people would grab a few bottles after sampling. What can I say? Drink Nestle Bliss yogurt drink to keep yourself healthy and your tummy looking great! : D

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Project No.3 : Nespray 1+ and 3+

Handled this project for 4 weeks. A bit challenging, considering the many many kinds of milk out there, and FOUR other milk promoters at the same place. Lol. But we didn't bite each others' head off, in fact, it's really fun having those aunties around, since they are always gossiping exchanging information XD Oh and if you wanna see those aunties, go Giant Kinrara, they're still there : D

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My second job was an office job. The staff there call the office their pulau, cause' there are only less than 20 staff there. Basically, my job is to call the members and convert them into registered members, meaning I'll have to ask for their personal details over the phone. I totally understand if people are suspicious about this kinda phone calls (even though I've already have their IC number and member card number...), but some of the customers can be so... ridiculous lol.

"Hello, good morning, this is Amy calling from The Loaf. Am I speaking to Madam XX ? "


"Yes this is XX speaking. What is this about?"


"Ok, this is regarding your membership card. I understand you've already have our membership card, but you'll need to register online to fully enjoy all the discounts. "


"Last time I tried to register online myself, but it doesn't seem to load. "


Ok........


"Oh, so do you mind if I do it for you? I'll just need a few details from you."


"I think it's absurd. Why should we go through so much trouble for a membership card? It's just a bakery."


( #-_-)


"That is why we are taking the initiative to call up our customers and help them do it, madam."


"I still think it's absurd."


"Oh, then it's ok. Have a nice day." *click*


Btw, I was the one who hanged up.

Yea, there are people like that. What's so difficult about registering online? Even if they don't know how to, they can always ask their children to do it for them. And we even called to help them, but noo, they just had to be a jerk to everyone. There is this lady who even went:

"Can you just let me go? Can't you see I'm running a company here?!"

Erm, I'm pretty sure I'm not holding onto you...


*checks both hands*


...and heck, we're on the phone, so I definitely can't see you!


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Anyway, here's a picture of some of my colleagues.

All the ladies at M & M : DDD


From left:


Margaret:
My supervisor of some sort. She signs my attendance log book. Has tons if food coupons.


Ms. Ng/ Ying Hui:
The head of HR department. She signs my paycheck 8D


Kakak Eleen:
A very "in" grandmother. Can make jokes and laugh for hours over it. Deals with the suppliers.


Kakak Siti:
Her voice sounds like a kid's lol. Saved me when I sprained my leg. Haha...


Angeline:
My cousin sis. Manager of the sales department. Free loaded at her place the 3 weeks I worked there :'D


Joanne:
The boss's PA. Pro at dealing with troublesome customers. A very nice lady.


Kakak Hui Li:
Another one who can laugh nonstop over the same topic lol. A stray cat gave birth to 2 kittens in her room.


Bee Khian:
The head accountant. Had to stay and work till 3am at the office once.



Another few who are not in the picture....



Mr. Tan:
Another manager. I use his place when he's not around. Angeline calls him Uncle Tan XD


Abang Sham:
Not sure what his main job is. I use his place when Mr. Tan is around.


Kin Leong:
The youngest there other than me. Photographer for all events.


Mervyn:
Another manager of some sort. Can be really mean at times, in a good way lol.


Last but not least, Mr. Jiro:
Our boss. Japanese guy. Body builds. Tan. Lookslikealoanshark *erhem* Loves durian.



And I really have to include this picture:

Notice the only guy there? That's the head chef, Chef Matsubara. Already in his forties. He invented most of the breads and pastries there. Spends most of his time at the outlet, but is often at the office for meetings. Adapted some of our Malaysian slang when speaking lol. Looks good. Looks really good in casual wear. Looks even better when he smiles. : D

And notice how I dedicated a whole paragraph to Chef Matsubara?


Well, he's cute. And I'm bias.


And he's cute. And he can cook.


And he's really cute.

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AND I'd probably go after him if he's 15 years younger. Lol.

Bffs' and modern magic

Had dinner with Jaq, OSP, and KKM on Tuesday in Mei Zi Puteri : DD We practically gossiped chatted till the shop's closing time. The workers there were giving us the when-the-hell-are-you-guys-leaving-unlike-you-we-still-have-work-to-do-after-you-leave look. Lol.

Later, we had our annual sleepover at Jaq's place : D

*kyaaaaa* XDDDDD


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Jaq's leaving for HK next Tuesday. She's still in the middle of packing her stuff so her room's a little messy. We managed to clear the bed and it was nearly 4am when we started taking pictures.




With only Jaq's moon-shaped light on, we had to smile and stay still for about 5 seconds to take this particular pic. And we also had to massage our sore cheek after that 8D Something to do with the low light source and her DSLR setting. Its a technical thing. I don't know. Ask Jaq. She's the photographer. Lol.

AAAAnd.....presenting........

HAUNTED 2:
Featuring Ong Su Ping and Koh Kar Mun























XD

This was what happened when we moved. Well in my case I moved non-stop.
Seems I exploded =3


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As usual, KKM's the first to fall asleep. Then OSP. Then Jaq and I continued chatting till about 6am. And KKM's alarm kept ringing after that I think Jaq didn't really got any sleep in the end. I had to wake up and take a bath at 7 so I didin't sleep as well : D

After sending KKM to work and OSP back, Jaq and I planned to nap a while before going out again. AND again, we were too busy bitching about stupid things and dumb blonds to get any sleep : D Was pretty much brain dead after I got home that day. I used to be able to go without sleeping for a few days straight though. Guess I'm getting old lol.

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And thanks to Jaq and OSP, I've discovered the magic of Photoshop : D We went through blogs and blogs of photoshopped beauties (explains why we slept at 4am XD), seems like you can turn beast into beauty, fatty into skinny, he into she, old into young.... and the list goes on.

Magic No.1: The Doppelganger
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Her evil twin sister?!










Magic No.2: The Inverted Hourglass
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60 years old Madonna into 25 years old Madonna *nosebleeds*


The 2 pictures above are strictly NOT MINE.
I googled them : D




Is this how you're suppose to give credits? Lol.


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Aaaanyway, since Jaq and OSP thought me a little about editing face structure, I was itching to experiment with some of my pictures. I'm still a total noob with Photoshop, so pleas bear with me : D

(Please click the pictures to enlarge them : D)


Experiment No.1: My dad

Spot the difference?
erhemshinywhitedarlieteetherhem 8D










Experiment No.2: My mum and dad

They look like some newly-wed couple with their first-born child lol
And that's my 2 years old niece btw





(Please ignore sucky picture quality.
A handphone camera and a DSLR, they make a BIG difference.)






And last but not least: My brother

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Haha, he doesn't really need any photoshopping to look good XDDD
*gets stoned by everyone...*
orz